Why I hate being 50....

Okay, time for some nonsense.

I hate being 50 and I am not afraid to say it. This is why:

1) 50 is twice 25 and half way to 100. I don't like either equation.

2) you think about food, and you gain weight

3) your hormones are crazy, it's like being a teen but without the acne

4) you enter the dreaded 50+ age box in surveys

5) AARP stalks your email, what a joke since you will never retire

6) you don't want to go for a checkup, because you know the Dr. will say "colonoscopy"

I think you get my drift...

By time I get comfortable with being in my 50's, I will be nearly 60.

Don't even get me started on that ;)